surveys

holy textwalls, batman. i was going to do more than one but i'm tired, so.

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100 useless facts about me:
Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? — i don't even have a closet door lol.
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? — no, but my mother does.
Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room? — lol no.
Where is your next vacation? — poland.
Have you ever stolen a street sign before? — it's really tempting. but no. (not yet.)
Who do you think reads these? — probably nobody.
Do you have a calendar in your room? — no.
Where are you? — i'm in hell. come join me.
What's your plan for the day? — listen to mandrage's entire discography.
Are you reading any books right now? — no. i have some lying around though.
Do you ever count your steps when you walk? — yes. i've done it ever since i was young. people would get annoyed because i always counted out loud, so now i just use my brain.
Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? — yeah because i'm so * ~ qUiRkY ~ *. no the fuck i do not.
Do you chew your pens and pencils? — not only that, but my fingers, tablet pen, skin...i chew everything!
What is your "Song of the Week"? — this week it's mandrage's diplomat.
Is it okay for guys to wear pink? — yeah!
Do you still watch cartoons? — no. i want to watch krtek again. my childhood...thank you, zdeněk miler.
Whats your favorite love movie? — twilight ghost (1990).
What do you drink with dinner? — water because i'm basic.
What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in? — you guys dip your chicken nuggets? ewww!
What is your favorite food/cuisine? — i don't know. i don't have a favourite.
What movies could you watch over and over and still love? — unironically, a serbian film. and before you come attack me for it, i don't watch it for the plot. i'm mostly just there for the visuals and for the fact that it's shocking just for the purpose of being shocking. that, and august underground.
Last person you hugged/kissed? — nobody, lol.
Were you ever a boy/girl scout? — no.
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? — fuck no!
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? — 2 years ago.
Can you change the oil on a car? — no.
Ever gotten a speeding ticket? — no.
Run out of gas? — no.
Favorite kind of sandwich? — cheese.
Best thing to eat for breakfast? — air.
What is your usual bedtime? — whenever.
Are you lazy? — i don't like to think of myself like that, but yes.
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? — *sweats*
Do you have any magazine subscriptions? — ...no,
Which are better, legos or lincoln logs? — mega bloks.
Are you stubborn? — yeah.
Who is better...Leno or Letterman? — what
Ever watch soap operas? — no.
Afraid of heights? — severely.
Sing in the car? — no.
Dance in the shower? — i'm not risking my life.
Dance in the car? — how the hell do you do THAT?
Ever used a gun? — no. but i do have a favourite despite not knowing jack shit about guns: the mp5.
Do you think musicals are cheesy? — i don't care.
Is Christmas stressful? — yes.
Ever eat a pierogi? — you absolute fucker. it's pieróg. the singular nominative form. is pieróg. you think as a polish person i've never eaten pierogi? jesus.
Major annoyance right now? — the fact that pierogi was used instead of pieróg.
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? — uhh...i don't remember,
Do you believe in ghosts? — yeah.
Ever have a deja-vu feeling? — my life is a deja-vu feeling.
Do you take a vitamin daily? — OH SHIT MY VITAMINS
Wear slippers? — no.
Wear a bath robe? — rarely.
What do you wear to bed? — whatever.
Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? — none.
Nike or Adidas? — abibas.
Cheetos Or Fritos? — neither.
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? — sunflower seeds for sure.
Ever hear of, "gorp"? — what
Ever taken karate? — nah.
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? — no.
Can you curl your tongue? — yes i can
Ever won a spelling bee? — what the fuck is a spelling bee?
Ever cried because you were so happy? — yeah.
Own any record albums? — only cds.
Own a record player? — no. i own a cd player.
Regularly burn incense? — no.
Ever been in love? — yes.
Hot tea or cold tea: — cold tea.
Tea or coffee? — tea.
Favorite kind of cookie? — saltines.
Can you swim well? — (commander keen voice) I can't swim!
Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? — yes i can.
Are you patient? — nah.
Ever won a contest? — no.
Ever had plastic surgery? — not yet.
Which are better black or green olives? — i hate olives.
Can you knit or crochet? — no.
Wash room or bathroom? — bathroom.
Do you want to get married? — no.
Who was your High School crush? — no one.
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? — i don't.
Do you have kids? — no.
Do you want kids? — also no.
What kind of mom are you? — i'm a dad.
Do you miss anyone right now? — i do.
Who do you want to see right now? — nobody.