Elias (loser on the internet)

"listen i just really like mandrage please don't annihilate me PLEASE"

ok but who are you

i'm just some loser on the internet who really likes a czech band. i made this alternate about page as a little thank-you to mandrage for making epic tunes :-) let's just hope i don't get b& irl. uhh anyway, as you may guess this page is based on the pages of the band members on the mandrage website from 2007. i have no idea if i'm not allowed to base my page around that, so if you have a problem with me doing this type of shit then just @ me on twitter @plzenian. other than that, i'm a very boring person & i'm fucking ugly as you can see.

Special thanx to:

everyone who reads this :-) :-)

Special fuck to:

god

Constantly listening to:

MANDRAGE
TYPE O NEGATIVE
FILTER
GARBAGE
NINE INCH NAILS
SISTERS OF MERCY
ZVUKI MU
MASSIVE ATTACK

Currently listening to:

PIVO ZDARMA
t.A.T.u.
BATUSHKA
VELVET ACID CHRIST
PLOHO
TOOL
CELLDWELLER
AGATHA CHRISTIE
SHE PAST AWAY
THE 69 EYES